Solution to Time (You read that right)

Blam! (That's the sound of me running face first into a quandry)
What is this brickwall-like quandry you ask? Well then, I shall tell you.
Time sucks. Yep, think that's a pretty good summary. There far too many things to do in any given day, even a day that is part of Spring Break (YEAH FOR SPRING BREAK!!!) ah yes, as I was saying, there simply isn't enough time. Take right now for example; I have a list of things that must be done today:
1. Sleep (check)
2. Eat (check... err... checking)
3. Spend time with family/friends.
4. Work
5. Read
6. Play

Now, the obvious solution is to multitask. Some things obviously are suitable for multitasking... for example, I am currently eating some rather delicious cereal and posting this, whatever category that falls under. However, most of the rest don't mix so well. Family and work? Uh... no. Don't think anymore needs to be said there. For that matter, I'm pretty sure my boss would take great umbrage (and rightly so) if I try really multitasking anything and work. So, scratch work of the multitasking list. Next, reading. If you can bring me anyone who can successfully read on a deep level and do anything else (except breathe and make snarky comments) I will give them the rest of my candy (which I am currently eying as a post-cereal snack). Finally, that leaves a combination of play with family or friends. Well, this only goes so far; to take it any further I must either change my friends or change my play, neither of which I feel like doing. Thus, my impasse.

Don't lose heart though! I have thought up a genius solution. Live life as a road trip.
What? That's totally ridiculous you say? No it isn't! I take great offense at you, imaginary reader! (No more lip from you today, you hear me?)
It makes total sense; haven't you ever noticed how car trips seem to bend the space-time continuum? Somehow it's a five hour car trip, and it only takes five hours, but you're in that car for more like a year. Now, apply this phenomenon to my quandry, and POOF! no more quandry. While still living within the confines of time, I shall have as much time as I want. Now, pardon me as I go rummage for an old RV for sale somewhere...