Hmm... what devious plots can I implement now?

So... this is really a test. And sorta an explanation. And kinda a warning to actually.
1. Does this work? (it's rhetorical, but feel free to comment if you can't see this)
2. Ok. This blog exists because of certain facts about me. First, I like thinking. Second, I have to output thought when I input thought or my brain starts to feel sorta like when I haven't had my coffee yet. Thus, this is mainly an outlet for my thoughts, but if people enjoy reading it, so much the better.
3. Now for the fun part, the warning. Due to the nature of this, you are essentially entering my brain (or parts of it) for at least a short time. THIS MAY BE TRAUMATIC TO SMALL CHILDREN AND EVERYONE ELSE; ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. There, now I can't be sued (hopefully). Also, since this page will contain my thoughts, they may be very rough and unpolished at times, which I will mirror with my writing style (hah! and you thought I was just a bad writer)

So... think that's all for my intro. Now, into the dark (somewhat dank) crevasses of my mind. (Oh! Final warning... I will be tinging these pages with large amounts of my humour, more for my own amusement than for yours.)

I have had plenty of blog-worthy thoughts in the past, but since I don't feel like back logging my thoughts (which would take quite some time) you (my voracious reading populace) will have to wait for my first brilliant and genius posting.